October 28, 2007

Computer To Plate :: Lie Clocks in Heaven...

Computer To Plate :: Lie Clocks in Heaven...
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are allthose clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh, " said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie" "Incredible, " said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St.. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have ... - Read More at This Link..
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